Havent posted in a while.. probably because I was procrastinating. If they had an Olympic procrastination, I would be a Gold Metal Winner! Why is Gold Metal Winner all in caps... I really don't know
But anyway, I live in a family of musicians, my mom is an average singer when she is singing to Bollywood music
My brother, my eldest one, is one of the most talented and driven guitar players I've ever seen
He actually performs and stuff and hes got CD's and a facebook page (I'm totally not advertising for him... NOT!) it's http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/MKS/24965172254
and hes got a myspace page.. I don't really have a myspace because I'm too lazy to go and get one.
My dad used to play drums for a band of him and his friends but now he, in my middle brother's terms, "Can't keep a beat"
But my dad can do other things that are cooler like fly a plane and shit.
I can sing... kinda. I find myself making rhythms in the middle of class that all my teachers fucking hate, one thought of duck taping my hands to my lap but then I would still be able to move my fingers. And I find myself rapping to Eminem as well. Only because it's a nice beat... and I happen to be one of those people who likes Eminem but Eminem dislikes.
My middle brother.. well.... he does rock out... On a plastic guitar
He owns at Guitar Hero but he really doesn't play anything. He sings in the car but that's pretty much all he does in terms of music. But give him a song to play and a plastic guitar and he will fuck that song like it was your mother... or just you... it really depends. Too far? Ya too far.
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Saturday, October 16, 2010
I just want to thank you
So, This kinda seems like a suicide note, but it's not. I just want to say thank you to the many people that have changed my life before I turn into a monstrous douchebag and nobody wants to hang out with me. I used aliases in case one person doesn't want to be named
Morgan Freeman's Doenuts:
Well... You know I had a crush on you in 8th grade and your really nice. I just wanna thank you for talking, just talking to me about your problems and I know that I can always count on you with mine.
Brothers: You guys are the best brothers and person can have and, even though I am a dutchbag(Haha) sometimes I know that you guys will always love me and me you.
Brother Root: Yes, you are not my brother but you are like one and I know that you will keep all my secrets and I you. You are the best friend any guy can ask for and Mother Sankey is lucky to have you as her boyfriend.
Sunny-D: Even though you are a jerk at times, You are the coolest friend I have and I thank you for that.
Bisexual Handlebars: I know right now we are not getting along, but I want you to know that you are like a mother to me, plus you have taught me things that my own mother wouldn't... At least not without making it all awkward.
Kavycakes (Yes, a really bad alias but you can live with it): You really helped me get over the whole emo thing, even if it did make me kinda depressed for a whole week after. I also want you to know that I totally get it if you don't want to talk to me again :)
dtsyzev23: You asked me out over the internet and you opened my eyes that maybe some girls can like me because of my personality.
Anime Eyes: For being a good friend, and not being interested in anyone at the moment? i don't really know but you make me feel good with your glorious hugs of awesometude.... No that is not a word... damn you spell check.
That's about all I can think of right now... sooo... ya...
Morgan Freeman's Doenuts:
Well... You know I had a crush on you in 8th grade and your really nice. I just wanna thank you for talking, just talking to me about your problems and I know that I can always count on you with mine.
Brothers: You guys are the best brothers and person can have and, even though I am a dutchbag(Haha) sometimes I know that you guys will always love me and me you.
Brother Root: Yes, you are not my brother but you are like one and I know that you will keep all my secrets and I you. You are the best friend any guy can ask for and Mother Sankey is lucky to have you as her boyfriend.
Sunny-D: Even though you are a jerk at times, You are the coolest friend I have and I thank you for that.
Bisexual Handlebars: I know right now we are not getting along, but I want you to know that you are like a mother to me, plus you have taught me things that my own mother wouldn't... At least not without making it all awkward.
Kavycakes (Yes, a really bad alias but you can live with it): You really helped me get over the whole emo thing, even if it did make me kinda depressed for a whole week after. I also want you to know that I totally get it if you don't want to talk to me again :)
dtsyzev23: You asked me out over the internet and you opened my eyes that maybe some girls can like me because of my personality.
Anime Eyes: For being a good friend, and not being interested in anyone at the moment? i don't really know but you make me feel good with your glorious hugs of awesometude.... No that is not a word... damn you spell check.
That's about all I can think of right now... sooo... ya...
Friday, October 8, 2010
THE MOST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF MY LIFE!
Oh yes... I am so mortified because of this
So, I was taking a test, you know, minding my own business and I finished so I turned it in and went to the bathroom, unfortunatly, God fucking hates me and made me go into the GIRLS bathroom!
No, that's not it.
You see, I figure, "I can't walk out! People will say, 'Why is a GUY going out of the GIRLS bathroom?' Oh man, what do I do?"
So I go into a stall and lock the door and stand on the toilet and lean against the wall, that way nobody would see me.
I sit there for what felt like 20 minutes and send a text to everyone I can trust saying. "HELP ME!" unfortunately, there are NO BARS in the fucking girls bathroom. This is topped by a bunch of girls going into the bathroom, all of which know me and dislike me to a degree! They say:
Girl #1: "Why is this stall locked?"
G#2: "Is anyone in there?" *Knock Knock Knock* At this point I'm so traumatized that I can't say anything so one says:
"What's going on?"
"I don't know, jump over and check." JUMP OVER AND CHECK!? NOOOOO!!!!
So this girl jumps over and makes perfect eye contact with me for like .5 seconds and she realizes it's me.
Then, to make this even harder, they all leave to go shout it to the world, next thing I know, they have breed to make twice as many girls! But while they left, I used my super ninja skills to jump over the stall and get into the next one. I lock that one and make sure if they see me, they won't know it's me. Like that will help now. So they try to open a channel of communication:
Girls, "Why are you in there?"
To this I type on my phone so that they won't hear my voice: HELP ME!
Girls, "Ok, you can come out, we won't, like, ridicule you or anything."
Oh, ya right, that was total bull, so I take their idea and twist in my own way, I zip up my sweatshirt, put up my hood and stick my hands in my pockets so that no skin is showing and I exit the stall backwards, leave backwards and RUN!
I make it so far that I can finally go upstairs to my locker, In my locker I have a wardrobe of sweatshirts and I trade in the evidence for a new sweatshirt and gradually walk back to my classroom, little did I know, class was about over and word spread of their suspicions. Then, class ended with me still not there and everyone was just like, "Way to go." But, I, being the amazing actor that I am, played dumb and hopefully no girl that was there will ever know my story... But my "friends" have probably told the whole school... and it JUST happened.
So, I was taking a test, you know, minding my own business and I finished so I turned it in and went to the bathroom, unfortunatly, God fucking hates me and made me go into the GIRLS bathroom!
No, that's not it.
You see, I figure, "I can't walk out! People will say, 'Why is a GUY going out of the GIRLS bathroom?' Oh man, what do I do?"
So I go into a stall and lock the door and stand on the toilet and lean against the wall, that way nobody would see me.
I sit there for what felt like 20 minutes and send a text to everyone I can trust saying. "HELP ME!" unfortunately, there are NO BARS in the fucking girls bathroom. This is topped by a bunch of girls going into the bathroom, all of which know me and dislike me to a degree! They say:
Girl #1: "Why is this stall locked?"
G#2: "Is anyone in there?" *Knock Knock Knock* At this point I'm so traumatized that I can't say anything so one says:
"What's going on?"
"I don't know, jump over and check." JUMP OVER AND CHECK!? NOOOOO!!!!
So this girl jumps over and makes perfect eye contact with me for like .5 seconds and she realizes it's me.
Then, to make this even harder, they all leave to go shout it to the world, next thing I know, they have breed to make twice as many girls! But while they left, I used my super ninja skills to jump over the stall and get into the next one. I lock that one and make sure if they see me, they won't know it's me. Like that will help now. So they try to open a channel of communication:
Girls, "Why are you in there?"
To this I type on my phone so that they won't hear my voice: HELP ME!
Girls, "Ok, you can come out, we won't, like, ridicule you or anything."
Oh, ya right, that was total bull, so I take their idea and twist in my own way, I zip up my sweatshirt, put up my hood and stick my hands in my pockets so that no skin is showing and I exit the stall backwards, leave backwards and RUN!
I make it so far that I can finally go upstairs to my locker, In my locker I have a wardrobe of sweatshirts and I trade in the evidence for a new sweatshirt and gradually walk back to my classroom, little did I know, class was about over and word spread of their suspicions. Then, class ended with me still not there and everyone was just like, "Way to go." But, I, being the amazing actor that I am, played dumb and hopefully no girl that was there will ever know my story... But my "friends" have probably told the whole school... and it JUST happened.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
The countless forms of the "Drvie By"
So, one day I was having a conversation with one of my friends about the countless numbers of drive by... that we have done
A drive by... can be anything
For example, I do the drive by, "sup"
I close in on my target and when they walk past I say, "Sup"
They don't even know who is was, the crazy person that said it, but it was there... They didn't know if it was directed at them but they look behind them and try to find out who it was, no knowing that they just got hit by a drive by, "sup"
The next type of drive by is the less ninja...y drive by hug
This requires a vast amount of aim, not to high... and DEFINITELY not to low. To high and you hit the neck or face, 2 places one doesn't want to get hugged. To low and, if it's a girl, you hit the breasts, also a bad idea unless you are a girl. And (Ya I just started a sentence with "and" what are YOU gonna do about it?) if you go lower and get the stomach, it's kind of awkward to get your arm around the other person so aim for the upper chest area, higher than the boobs. So, just like the last one, aim, put one arm out and wrap. Drive by hug
The next type of drive by is the ever so mean to the person you are doing it to, drive by elbow bump/punch. Use it wisely, it is only for people you really hate. Or people you are mad at and want to say, "Hey, you, ya you, I am angry at you for a reason. grrr?" So. Aim, and put the elbow out just enough so it can make a hard impact with the other person's arm to inflict pain. Speed up if necessary. They will always know what has hit them... Ya, that's what I said.
And, best for last... But probably not the actual last because I'll probably make edits later. The drive by high five/ low five/ fist bump/ brother hug/ STAB IN THE FACE! One must be vigilant and do these only with people who know you and know the different hand gestures. An about chest level hand out almost like a hand shake but hand wide open is the brother hug. A hand down low and to your direction is the low five and a hand that is up is a high five. A hand that is in a fist and coming toward you at shoulder length is the fist bump and lastly, a hand that is in a fist in the opposite direction of you that looks like it has a knife in it's hand is a STAB IN THE FACE! My recommendation, kill yourself before they do ^.^
EDIT:
HOW COULD I FORGET!
My signature: The Drive By Drum On Head
Walk past and drum on their head... ya... not really complicated
A drive by... can be anything
For example, I do the drive by, "sup"
I close in on my target and when they walk past I say, "Sup"
They don't even know who is was, the crazy person that said it, but it was there... They didn't know if it was directed at them but they look behind them and try to find out who it was, no knowing that they just got hit by a drive by, "sup"
The next type of drive by is the less ninja...y drive by hug
This requires a vast amount of aim, not to high... and DEFINITELY not to low. To high and you hit the neck or face, 2 places one doesn't want to get hugged. To low and, if it's a girl, you hit the breasts, also a bad idea unless you are a girl. And (Ya I just started a sentence with "and" what are YOU gonna do about it?) if you go lower and get the stomach, it's kind of awkward to get your arm around the other person so aim for the upper chest area, higher than the boobs. So, just like the last one, aim, put one arm out and wrap. Drive by hug
The next type of drive by is the ever so mean to the person you are doing it to, drive by elbow bump/punch. Use it wisely, it is only for people you really hate. Or people you are mad at and want to say, "Hey, you, ya you, I am angry at you for a reason. grrr?" So. Aim, and put the elbow out just enough so it can make a hard impact with the other person's arm to inflict pain. Speed up if necessary. They will always know what has hit them... Ya, that's what I said.
And, best for last... But probably not the actual last because I'll probably make edits later. The drive by high five/ low five/ fist bump/ brother hug/ STAB IN THE FACE! One must be vigilant and do these only with people who know you and know the different hand gestures. An about chest level hand out almost like a hand shake but hand wide open is the brother hug. A hand down low and to your direction is the low five and a hand that is up is a high five. A hand that is in a fist and coming toward you at shoulder length is the fist bump and lastly, a hand that is in a fist in the opposite direction of you that looks like it has a knife in it's hand is a STAB IN THE FACE! My recommendation, kill yourself before they do ^.^
EDIT:
HOW COULD I FORGET!
My signature: The Drive By Drum On Head
Walk past and drum on their head... ya... not really complicated
Saturday, October 2, 2010
To all the MEN out there
Well... I made one for women, now for men
This is gonna be really small considering that I only know like basics, I'll probably edit later once I get a feminine opinion
1. Most important but kinda redundant: SEX JOKES AREN'T FUNNY TO THEM
Some, sure if your just friends but if your with a girl who you find hot, lay off the sex jokes
2. Nowadays, women are all really into not getting raped so if you ask a girl just because you think she's cute and she doesn't know you well enough, She will think you are going to rape her, or your a "stalker"
3. Don't date a girl just for sex, I'm being a little... ok more than a little... ok A LOT hypocritical but hey, They don't know it... uhh... ya... don't date for sex
4. Women like the classy male, one who opens the door for them, compliments them on their clothes and all that crap so be that classy guy, no matter how emasculating it may seem to you
5. No girl wants to have sex from the ages of like 1-15/16/17.... so in that time, even if they aren't, all girls are abstinent. be patient, her pants will come off soon
6. Girls think gay guys make the best boyfriends so.... I don't know... be gay? There is a song about it so it must be true
7. Ninja attack hugs are not always recommended
8. If one of your friends comes up to you and asks you to hang out some time and you say no and they're all like, "Bros before hoes" Remember, Screw the Rules! (Copied from Yu Gi Oh Abridged)
9. Take an interest in what they are saying, listening is one of the most important things to a girl
10. MOST IMPORTANT!
Get the balls to ask out a girl before she's taken. Don't be a pussy
11. Macho-ness doesn't work anymore
EDIT:
12. You will get rejected.. A LOT
Just get back up when you do and try again ^.^
This is gonna be really small considering that I only know like basics, I'll probably edit later once I get a feminine opinion
1. Most important but kinda redundant: SEX JOKES AREN'T FUNNY TO THEM
Some, sure if your just friends but if your with a girl who you find hot, lay off the sex jokes
2. Nowadays, women are all really into not getting raped so if you ask a girl just because you think she's cute and she doesn't know you well enough, She will think you are going to rape her, or your a "stalker"
3. Don't date a girl just for sex, I'm being a little... ok more than a little... ok A LOT hypocritical but hey, They don't know it... uhh... ya... don't date for sex
4. Women like the classy male, one who opens the door for them, compliments them on their clothes and all that crap so be that classy guy, no matter how emasculating it may seem to you
5. No girl wants to have sex from the ages of like 1-15/16/17.... so in that time, even if they aren't, all girls are abstinent. be patient, her pants will come off soon
6. Girls think gay guys make the best boyfriends so.... I don't know... be gay? There is a song about it so it must be true
7. Ninja attack hugs are not always recommended
8. If one of your friends comes up to you and asks you to hang out some time and you say no and they're all like, "Bros before hoes" Remember, Screw the Rules! (Copied from Yu Gi Oh Abridged)
9. Take an interest in what they are saying, listening is one of the most important things to a girl
10. MOST IMPORTANT!
Get the balls to ask out a girl before she's taken. Don't be a pussy
11. Macho-ness doesn't work anymore
EDIT:
12. You will get rejected.. A LOT
Just get back up when you do and try again ^.^
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