To all the MEN out there

Well... I made one for women, now for men
This is gonna be really small considering that I only know like basics, I'll probably edit later once I get a feminine opinion

1. Most important but kinda redundant: SEX JOKES AREN'T FUNNY TO THEM
Some, sure if your just friends but if your with a girl who you find hot, lay off the sex jokes

2. Nowadays, women are all really into not getting raped so if you ask a girl just because you think she's cute and she doesn't know you well enough, She will think you are going to rape her, or your a "stalker"

3. Don't date a girl just for sex, I'm being a little... ok more than a little... ok A LOT hypocritical but hey, They don't know it... uhh... ya... don't date for sex

4. Women like the classy male, one who opens the door for them, compliments them on their clothes and all that crap so be that classy guy, no matter how emasculating it may seem to you

5. No girl wants to have sex from the ages of like 1-15/16/17.... so in that time, even if they aren't, all girls are abstinent. be patient, her pants will come off soon

6. Girls think gay guys make the best boyfriends so.... I don't know... be gay? There is a song about it so it must be true

7. Ninja attack hugs are not always recommended

8. If one of your friends comes up to you and asks you to hang out some time and you say no and they're all like, "Bros before hoes" Remember, Screw the Rules! (Copied from Yu Gi Oh Abridged)

9. Take an interest in what they are saying, listening is one of the most important things to a girl

10. MOST IMPORTANT!
Get the balls to ask out a girl before she's taken. Don't be a pussy

11. Macho-ness doesn't work anymore

EDIT:
12. You will get rejected.. A LOT
Just get back up when you do and try again ^.^